The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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