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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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