Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.