The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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