The best Chuck Norris jokes

The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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