Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.