Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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