Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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