Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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