Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.