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Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
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