Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari