Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.