April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.