The best Chuck Norris jokes

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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