The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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