The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.