Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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