Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.