The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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