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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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