In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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