Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.