Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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