The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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