Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.