The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, animal, death, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris