Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.