Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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