Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.