The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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