The best Chuck Norris jokes

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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