The best Chuck Norris jokes

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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