Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.