Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.