Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.