Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.