Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.