The best Chuck Norris jokes

It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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