hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.