The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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