The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.