Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.