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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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