The best priest jokes

What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 33.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 31.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, priest
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 29.28 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest