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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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