The best nerd jokes

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 79.88 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 79.29 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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has 78.96 % from 828 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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has 78.90 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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has 78.75 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 78.20 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 78.15 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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has 78.09 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 77.66 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 77.57 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
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