The best nerd jokes

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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has 80.56 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 80.51 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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has 79.80 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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has 79.58 % from 812 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 79.42 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 77.77 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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has 77.67 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
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