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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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