The best nerd jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
has 81.20 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
has 79.96 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
has 79.91 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
has 79.69 % from 801 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
has 79.56 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
has 78.51 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
has 77.74 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
has 77.53 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
has 77.47 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
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