Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"