The best nerd jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
has 81.79 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
has 80.52 % from 781 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
has 80.23 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
has 79.74 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
has 79.46 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
has 79.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
has 78.95 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
has 78.79 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
has 78.79 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
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