The best nerd jokes

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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has 80.49 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 80.47 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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has 79.73 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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has 79.66 % from 810 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 79.17 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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has 77.97 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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has 77.59 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 77.47 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
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