The best nerd jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 82.37 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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has 81.21 % from 748 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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has 80.94 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 80.88 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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has 80.65 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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has 80.42 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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has 80.29 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 79.71 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 79.11 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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has 78.15 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
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