The best nerd jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 81.00 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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has 80.09 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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has 79.95 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, chemistry, nerd
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 79.94 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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has 79.74 % from 803 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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has 79.35 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.89 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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has 77.58 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
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