The best single jokes

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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has 85.32 % from 931 votes. More jokes about: family, marriage, single, wife, women
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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has 79.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dog, relationship, single
Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
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has 78.81 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: dating, single, time
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: beauty, friendship, love, single
Me: "Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know." Waiter: "I asked if you were dining alone." Me: "Oh, sorry. Yes."
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, single
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, single, women
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: love, relationship, single
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
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