Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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