The best gym jokes

I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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has 80.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gym, mean
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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has 80.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 80.18 % from 579 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.77 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: gym, money
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, health
She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: gym, women
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness, gym
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