The best gym jokes

Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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