The best gym jokes

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
has 79.17 % from 648 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
has 75.87 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
has 75.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, health
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
has 74.57 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
has 72.78 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gym, mean
She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
has 71.41 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: gym, women
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
has 69.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: gym, money
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
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