The best gym jokes

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.41 % from 640 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
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has 78.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: gym, money
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, health
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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has 75.16 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 75.13 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gym, mean
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: gym, women
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
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