The best gym jokes

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
has 79.33 % from 627 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: gym, money
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
has 76.89 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, health
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
has 75.59 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
has 75.54 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gym, mean
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
has 74.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gym, women
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness, gym
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