The best republican jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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