The best republican jokes

Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
has 65.72 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
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