The best republican jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 72.19 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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has 54.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 49.45 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
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