The best republican jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 70.00 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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has 59.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 52.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 49.85 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
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