The best republican jokes

Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
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