The best republican jokes

Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
has 65.78 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
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