The best Hitler jokes

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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