The best lesbian jokes

Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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