The best lesbian jokes

Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
has 76.01 % from 760 votes. More jokes about: lesbian
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
has 73.82 % from 509 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, mechanic
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
has 72.33 % from 1051 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
has 69.84 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, lesbian
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
has 68.42 % from 624 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
has 68.12 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
has 67.46 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: lesbian, sex
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
has 67.20 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
has 66.49 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
has 65.36 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
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