Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!