Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.