Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"