Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.