The best lesbian jokes

Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 80.92 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: lesbian
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 74.24 % from 678 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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has 73.51 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, mechanic
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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has 71.95 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, lesbian
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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has 69.30 % from 422 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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has 68.05 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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has 65.15 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lesbian, women
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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has 64.98 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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has 63.08 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: lesbian, sex
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 62.04 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
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