The best lesbian jokes

Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 80.76 % from 462 votes. More jokes about: lesbian
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 74.88 % from 742 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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has 73.32 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, mechanic
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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has 73.01 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, lesbian
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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has 69.78 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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has 67.93 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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has 66.58 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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has 64.82 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lesbian, women
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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has 63.34 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: lesbian, sex
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