Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.