The best jokes about Facebook

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Vote: has 80.84 % from 526 votes. Send joke:

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Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Vote: has 80.25 % from 532 votes. Send joke:

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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Vote: has 79.62 % from 1104 votes. Send joke:

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Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Vote: has 75.35 % from 176 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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