The best jokes about Facebook

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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has 84.17 % from 883 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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has 81.91 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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has 80.42 % from 945 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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has 80.22 % from 1180 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, friendship
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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has 80.14 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 80.04 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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has 78.91 % from 766 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.55 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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has 75.45 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
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