The best tax jokes

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
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has 85.08 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: god, money, political, tax
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
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has 83.62 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: accountant, dirty, tax, women
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 82.86 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax, work
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, political, tax, time
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant, animal, kids, tax
How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: god, lawyer, men, tax
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