The best tax jokes

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
has 85.14 % from 601 votes. More jokes about: god, money, political, tax
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
has 83.76 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: accountant, dirty, tax, women
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax, work
Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: death, political, tax, time
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: accountant, animal, kids, tax
How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.
has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: god, lawyer, men, tax
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
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