The best black people jokes

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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