The best black people jokes

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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has 79.42 % from 3505 votes. More jokes about: black people
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 77.37 % from 1707 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 76.84 % from 1587 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 76.53 % from 1220 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 76.31 % from 1111 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 76.08 % from 2332 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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has 76.05 % from 1898 votes. More jokes about: black people
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 75.86 % from 2814 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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has 75.66 % from 2308 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."
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has 75.48 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, ethnic, teacher, white people
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