Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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