The best knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
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has 79.53 % from 581 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, vulgar
Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!
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has 79.32 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 74.92 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 72.63 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 71.43 % from 536 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 71.38 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 71.16 % from 564 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 70.54 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 70.42 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 69.22 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
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