The best knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
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has 73.93 % from 690 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, vulgar
Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!
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has 73.36 % from 472 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 70.03 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 69.51 % from 695 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 69.03 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 67.91 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 67.01 % from 619 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 66.43 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
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has 66.34 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 64.90 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
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