The best knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
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has 78.26 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, vulgar
Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!
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has 75.12 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 73.18 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 69.34 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 68.61 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 68.57 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 68.30 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 67.32 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 66.89 % from 585 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
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