The best knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
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has 73.74 % from 701 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, vulgar
Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!
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has 73.52 % from 475 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 69.45 % from 697 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 68.72 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 67.47 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 66.83 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 66.72 % from 626 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
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has 65.72 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
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