Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath.
"Here's the cutest baby animal ever."
"Now let's watch something eat it."
What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.