The best dead baby jokes

I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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