The best dead baby jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 69.12 % from 440 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 68.61 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.96 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 65.25 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.32 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 63.93 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.86 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 58.95 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 58.18 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 58.06 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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