The best dead baby jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 66.12 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.99 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.66 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.23 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.12 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 64.10 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 61.64 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 57.37 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 55.54 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 54.71 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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