The best dead baby jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 66.04 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.94 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 65.79 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 65.38 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 65.27 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 65.21 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.66 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 60.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 58.00 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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