The best dead baby jokes

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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