Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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