The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 86.15 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 85.61 % from 651 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 85.57 % from 1827 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 85.57 % from 1088 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 85.50 % from 1811 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 85.34 % from 1346 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 85.32 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 85.32 % from 807 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 85.29 % from 1399 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 85.26 % from 891 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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