Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.