Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.