Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.