The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 86.30 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.63 % from 1591 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.57 % from 851 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.57 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.56 % from 2120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.55 % from 1276 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.54 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.54 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.53 % from 1110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.49 % from 1407 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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