Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone