The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 85.31 % from 2016 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 85.27 % from 1561 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.22 % from 1292 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 85.14 % from 1006 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 85.14 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 85.10 % from 548 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 85.07 % from 1037 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 85.07 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 85.06 % from 1975 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 85.06 % from 699 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
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