The best Chuck Norris jokes

To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 85.81 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 85.44 % from 651 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 85.43 % from 784 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 85.42 % from 960 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 85.40 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 85.39 % from 1509 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 85.34 % from 1962 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 85.31 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 85.25 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 85.19 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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