Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."