Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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