Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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