Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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