Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.