The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 86.22 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.61 % from 1274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.59 % from 2117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.58 % from 1586 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.57 % from 851 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.51 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.50 % from 1108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.49 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.49 % from 512 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.48 % from 1406 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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