The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 87.39 % from 1323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.76 % from 1176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.69 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.67 % from 1692 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.66 % from 2195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.63 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.62 % from 805 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.58 % from 1722 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.57 % from 809 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.52 % from 1458 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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