Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.