The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 85.38 % from 796 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 85.31 % from 2058 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 85.28 % from 739 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.24 % from 1329 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 85.23 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 85.22 % from 714 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 85.21 % from 1025 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 85.18 % from 1059 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 85.17 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 85.13 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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