Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.