The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 89.00 % from 1295 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.87 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.74 % from 2186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.73 % from 1167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.67 % from 575 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 84.64 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.64 % from 799 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.64 % from 1681 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.56 % from 1713 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.53 % from 647 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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