The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 85.67 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.64 % from 1270 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 84.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.62 % from 770 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.60 % from 1581 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.57 % from 515 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.54 % from 1104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.52 % from 2107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.51 % from 1102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.51 % from 799 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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