Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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