Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone