The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 85.51 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.67 % from 1266 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.65 % from 2098 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.64 % from 764 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.64 % from 1524 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.60 % from 1800 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.58 % from 1573 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.54 % from 842 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.50 % from 1395 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.50 % from 2131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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