The best Chuck Norris jokes

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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