Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.