The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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