The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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