Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.