The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 88.09 % from 843 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.64 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.57 % from 2141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.54 % from 1125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.54 % from 766 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.53 % from 1418 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 84.53 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.53 % from 1288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 84.51 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.50 % from 1822 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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