When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.