The best Chuck Norris jokes

Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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