The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 85.89 % from 649 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 85.89 % from 1316 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 85.87 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 85.78 % from 864 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.76 % from 1118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 85.73 % from 1737 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 85.64 % from 758 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 85.62 % from 1760 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 85.59 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 85.53 % from 1026 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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