Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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