When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.