Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.