The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 86.75 % from 576 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.58 % from 2123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.57 % from 1592 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.56 % from 1277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.54 % from 1111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.52 % from 1410 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.45 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.44 % from 2143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.43 % from 1813 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.43 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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