The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 89.43 % from 1288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 84.80 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.80 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.77 % from 572 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.76 % from 1162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.71 % from 2182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.58 % from 796 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.58 % from 1675 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.54 % from 1711 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.49 % from 805 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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