To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.