The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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