The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 85.43 % from 1470 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 85.35 % from 1928 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 85.23 % from 700 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 85.23 % from 678 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 85.22 % from 1435 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 85.17 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.12 % from 1233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 85.08 % from 988 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 85.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 85.04 % from 458 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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