The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.70 % from 1654 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.66 % from 1265 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 84.63 % from 2095 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.62 % from 1522 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.61 % from 1569 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.61 % from 971 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.61 % from 839 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.61 % from 2126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.58 % from 761 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.58 % from 1797 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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