The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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