I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!