I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
On the Internet you can be anything you want.
It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.