I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses