The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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has 80.88 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 79.90 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.31 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.34 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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has 71.61 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 71.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
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