I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.