I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.