The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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