I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
On the Internet you can be anything you want.
It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.