The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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