The best internet jokes

On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 83.90 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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has 83.16 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 82.20 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 79.55 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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has 74.08 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
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