On the Internet you can be anything you want.
It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...