The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
has 80.85 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
has 79.38 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
has 79.36 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
has 76.45 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
has 73.60 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
has 71.66 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
has 70.46 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
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