The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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has 81.58 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 79.66 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 79.55 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.45 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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has 73.49 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
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