The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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has 80.93 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 80.15 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.84 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.42 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 72.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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has 71.93 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
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