The best internet jokes

On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 83.62 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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has 82.74 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 82.25 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 79.98 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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has 74.94 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 73.58 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
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