The best geek jokes

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.43 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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has 83.46 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 83.33 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 82.83 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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has 82.77 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, science
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 82.31 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 81.53 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: family, geek, IT, kids
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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has 81.34 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 79.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.89 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
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