The best geek jokes

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.37 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 83.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 82.65 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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has 82.01 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, science
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 81.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 81.32 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: family, geek, IT, kids
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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has 80.65 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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has 80.48 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
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