The best geek jokes

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 84.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.23 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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has 84.08 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 83.77 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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has 82.21 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, science
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 81.49 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: family, geek, IT, kids
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 81.21 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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has 80.85 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
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