The best kitty jokes

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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You have got to be kitten me!
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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