Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.