God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.