The best asian jokes

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.24 % from 3365 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 78.10 % from 1456 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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has 76.64 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: asian, cop, geography, work
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 76.29 % from 1247 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 75.95 % from 595 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 75.86 % from 2362 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.58 % from 755 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 75.46 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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has 75.03 % from 513 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 75.00 % from 606 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
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