The best asian jokes

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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