The best asian jokes

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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