Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
Vote:
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"