The best asian jokes

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.88 % from 2595 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 76.61 % from 1824 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.22 % from 820 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 76.16 % from 893 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 75.99 % from 2760 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.92 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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has 75.63 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 75.32 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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has 75.04 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: asian, cop, geography, work
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.90 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
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