Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.