The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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