The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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