Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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