The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
has 66.92 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
has 64.73 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
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