The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 65.19 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
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