What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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