The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 66.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 65.45 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 63.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
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