Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.