The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
has 66.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
has 65.45 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
has 63.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
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