The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 65.51 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
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