The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.73 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
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