The best flirt jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
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has 84.80 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: flirt, light bulb
I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..." I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist."
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has 81.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dentist, flirt, women
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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has 78.72 % from 614 votes. More jokes about: desert island, flirt, husband, marriage, wife
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 76.74 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 74.15 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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has 71.87 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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has 71.02 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 70.53 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
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