The best flirt jokes

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..." I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist."
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has 80.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dentist, flirt, women
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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has 78.76 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: desert island, flirt, husband, marriage, wife
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 77.32 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 74.65 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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has 71.59 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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has 71.22 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 70.96 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 70.44 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
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