The best flirt jokes

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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has 78.73 % from 604 votes. More jokes about: desert island, flirt, husband, marriage, wife
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 76.88 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 75.48 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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has 70.78 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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has 70.78 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 70.40 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
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