The best flirt jokes

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
has 80.40 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: desert island, flirt, husband, marriage, wife
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
has 74.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
has 74.29 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
has 71.85 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
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