The best flirt jokes

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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has 80.32 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: desert island, flirt, husband, marriage, wife
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 75.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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has 74.51 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 73.64 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 73.43 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 72.07 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
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