The best flirt jokes

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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