The best flirt jokes

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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has 81.96 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: desert island, flirt, husband, marriage, wife
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 79.11 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 75.28 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 73.55 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
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