The best dentist jokes

"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
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has 81.36 % from 817 votes. More jokes about: dentist, husband, sex, wife
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 81.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dentist
In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, work
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 77.32 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
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