The best dentist jokes

One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 82.03 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
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has 81.32 % from 832 votes. More jokes about: dentist, husband, sex, wife
In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, work
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dentist
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
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