The best dentist jokes

One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
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has 80.74 % from 906 votes. More jokes about: dentist, husband, sex, wife
I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..." I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist."
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has 79.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dentist, flirt, women
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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has 77.17 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dentist
In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, work
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 71.99 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
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