The best dentist jokes

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
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An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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