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If you have a grief nobody feels, If you have a pain nobody feels. If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand.
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has 85.11 % from 817 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, life, poems
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 79.55 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.
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has 77.78 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: friendship, mean, money, poems
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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has 75.41 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 74.51 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 71.85 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.08 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: cat, food, kitty, life, poems
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 67.57 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 65.68 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
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