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If you have a grief nobody feels, If you have a pain nobody feels. If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand.
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has 82.99 % from 1375 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, life, poems
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 77.97 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 75.77 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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has 75.46 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.
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has 75.25 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: friendship, mean, money, poems
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 70.11 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.34 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 67.97 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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has 67.61 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: cat, food, kitty, life, poems
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
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