The best poems jokes

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.
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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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