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If you have a grief nobody feels, If you have a pain nobody feels. If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand.
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has 84.16 % from 1198 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, life, poems
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 79.19 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: poems
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.
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has 77.35 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: friendship, mean, money, poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 77.05 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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has 75.08 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.09 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 68.73 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
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