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If you have a grief nobody feels, If you have a pain nobody feels. If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand.
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has 84.99 % from 1159 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, life, poems
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 79.40 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.
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has 77.45 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: friendship, mean, money, poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 77.04 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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has 74.41 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.67 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: cat, food, kitty, life, poems
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.54 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 68.26 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
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