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If you have a grief nobody feels, If you have a pain nobody feels. If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand.
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has 85.53 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, life, poems
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 79.95 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.
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has 77.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: friendship, mean, money, poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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has 75.98 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems
Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, poems
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 73.44 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 69.37 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.95 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
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