Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man." And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
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