The best white people jokes

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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has 75.33 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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has 74.81 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: life, white people
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 74.20 % from 681 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.69 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 71.77 % from 1159 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 70.89 % from 826 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 70.38 % from 538 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.25 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
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