The best white people jokes

A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, ethnic, teacher, white people
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 74.07 % from 755 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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has 73.83 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: life, white people
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.90 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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has 72.78 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 71.91 % from 1261 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 71.34 % from 901 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 70.84 % from 601 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.25 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.67 % from 1012 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
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