The best white people jokes

When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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