The best racist jokes

Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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has 83.23 % from 1507 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 82.74 % from 2839 votes. More jokes about: racist
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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has 80.09 % from 1823 votes. More jokes about: racist
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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has 80.01 % from 1304 votes. More jokes about: new year, prison, racist
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
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has 80.00 % from 1471 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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has 79.97 % from 1687 votes. More jokes about: racist
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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has 79.89 % from 1098 votes. More jokes about: racist
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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has 79.85 % from 1646 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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has 79.84 % from 1168 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, sport
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
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has 79.81 % from 958 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
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