The best racist jokes

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 82.60 % from 3563 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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has 81.28 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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has 79.80 % from 1580 votes. More jokes about: racist
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
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has 79.72 % from 1856 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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has 79.65 % from 2074 votes. More jokes about: racist
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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has 79.64 % from 2215 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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has 79.60 % from 1998 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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has 79.53 % from 1273 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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has 79.42 % from 1246 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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has 79.37 % from 747 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
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