The best racist jokes

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 82.78 % from 3709 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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has 80.52 % from 545 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
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has 79.98 % from 1948 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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has 79.86 % from 2137 votes. More jokes about: racist
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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has 79.73 % from 1322 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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has 79.73 % from 1296 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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has 79.67 % from 1642 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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has 79.63 % from 689 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, jewish, racist
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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has 79.62 % from 2285 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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has 79.56 % from 2065 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
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