Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.