The best racist jokes

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 82.86 % from 2605 votes. More jokes about: racist
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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has 80.47 % from 1136 votes. More jokes about: new year, prison, racist
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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has 80.38 % from 1190 votes. More jokes about: racist
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
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has 80.33 % from 1320 votes. More jokes about: racist
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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has 80.22 % from 1672 votes. More jokes about: racist
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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has 80.17 % from 1636 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, jewish, mexican, racist, work
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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has 80.16 % from 1567 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
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has 80.04 % from 863 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
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has 80.01 % from 883 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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has 79.98 % from 1563 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
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