Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.