A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.