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The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
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Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
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Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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My wife and I will be celebrating our wedding anniversary soon so i asked her what she wanted. She said wanted something really really shiney that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. rnSo i bought her a scale.
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A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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