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Genie: I will grant you two wishes. Guy: two? It's always three, right? Genie: look at your crotch. Guy: Damn, that's a huge dick that I have now. Genie: I've been doing this for centuries. I know my business.
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My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!" He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year".
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, work
I'm like happy meal. "Coz you are small and pretty?" "No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, women
A: "What is your biggest fear?" B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?" B: "Hello" B: "?"
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication
We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: family, women
Wife: I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving. Husband: Anyone who fits into your clothes is surely not starving.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: husband, wife
"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wedding
You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids
Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, dirty
"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?" "No" "So, it was you!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life

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