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Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
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has 83.88 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: asian
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
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has 83.88 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife: Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
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has 81.69 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: husband, wife
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 30.59 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math
"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it." "How is that a good deed?" "He is now living in a flat."
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: life
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem." Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!" Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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has 81.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, management, work
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama

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